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July 26, 2008

An honest review of Capella University . . . and a lot more

Capella University and their unethical lying shysters would have the world believe that only one person ever complains about their for-profit school. Of course, in addition to intentionally hiding information by refusing to abide by Federal laws, they use that yet just another one of their decieptful practices. A new site has just been created that contains just the facts about Capella, including:

  1. Well over 100 complaints and negative comments about Capella University (by completely independent sources), on sites such a Yahoo! Answers, national news media forums, and many other places, by those critical of for-profit Capella University.
  2. Articles about the unethical and illegal practices of Capella University as reported by the National news media. 
  3. The names, and "WhoIs) information on the HUGE number of web domains owned by Capella University (current count appears to be approximately 160 web domains, including those operated by marketing companies hired by Capella).
  4. The grossly unethical actions and activities of Capella University, their administrators, instructors, cheerleaders, etc. 
  5. . . . and much, more. 

 Be sure to visit Capella Facts today if you want the facts on Capella University.

April 26, 2007

Marilee Jones, MIT Admissions Director Should Apply to Capella University

Marilee Jones, the Dean of Admissions at MIT has just resigned because, according to MIT, they can't determine if she holds ANY degrees. If that's the case, then we would like to suggest that she apply for a job with Capella University, which knowingly hires and retains charlatans, such as Merilee Jones, as members of their esteemed "faculty." Not only that, but then Capella University and a member of their "Dream Team" Sir Chrisy the Sissy (H. Christian L'Orange) and all bent out of shape when this fact is brought up during depositions. Of course, Capella's best known charlatan is Diane Stottlemyer who bought and uses bogus degrees from known diploma mills such as "Lacrosse University." Not only that but Stottlemyer's Dean, Kurt Linberg (you know, the one who can't spell) is so stupid that he refers to her using the bogus title of "doctor" when Federal law enforcement agencies are investigating Capella.

Just as disturbing is that Capella University has refused, for the past five months to turn over records demanded as part of the discovery process in one of the lawsuits against them. Many of these records will shed some additional light on the fact that Diane Stottlemyer is a charlatan (along with may other facts concerning the lack of ethics at Capella University). We believe that Capella University; along with their "Dream Team"; their chief shyster and liar, Greg Thom; and his sidekick, senior attorney, Priscilla McNulty will soon be held in contempt of court for obstruction of justice for their ongoing failure to turn over records.

We can only hope that Marilee Jones will find some good company should she decide to apply at Capella University - she would certainly fit in rather nicely with the other charlatans there!

July 08, 2006

H. Christian L'Orange (Sir Chrisy the Sissy) whines to the court

One of Capella's attorneys, Sir Chrisy the Sissy, who is part of the dream team representing them in the lawsuit that has been filed against the university by a student (on charges of blatant discrimination, retaliation, denial of first amendment rights, etc.), has submitted a wimpy, whiney letter to the court because he didn't get his way. To date, Sir Chrisy the Sissy hasn't been man enough to follow court rules (along with his cohort, Stella Fey Epling [Capella Stella]) and has actively participated in submitting some truly bizarre materials to the court (consisting of blatant lies, bizarre charges, endless reams of paper, failure to abide by court rules, etc.), Apparently, he thinks that by throwing enough pooh-pooh at the court, some will stick. Even so, he is now whining because he didn't get his way. Boohoo!  Guess we can't expect too much from a girly-man! A copy of his whiny letter, along with some additional commentary, may be found here.

April 10, 2006

Capella University Blogzkrieg: Spreading Propaganda

One of Capella University’s latest tactics to lure unsuspecting customers into coughing up tuition is to inundate the Internet with as much propaganda as possible. This has long been noted on this, and other sites, dedicated to providing consumers with alternative views about the money-mongers at Capella. Even a cursory glance at our sister blog, the Capella Watchdog, which collects the constant blasts of vomitus spewed by the PR machine at Capella, reveals just how intrusive their advertisements are.

As if that’s not bad enough, Capella University’s illustrious Rob Rosen who, in a recent “interview” with the iMedia Connection: Connecting the Internet Marking Community  (http://www.imediaconnection.com/content/8286.asp ), is identified as the “marketing manager responsible for all online advertising initiatives at Capella University.” For some strange reason nothing spewed by Rosen surprised us. Some of Rosen’s comments included:

Rosen: “We take a very controlled but open approach to consumer-generated content.”

Translation: Capella University is run by control freaks who will do anything to mask the truth in order to make money.

Rosen: “When you are focusing on quality education and have so many great learner stories, it's hard not to be involved in this area. We have a lot of learners that are interested in talking about our school and what their education has done for them.”

Translation: Our bottom line is money. We don’t tell the world that our school is run by bigots and liars who discriminate, harass, and retaliate against those with disabilities. As evidenced by all of the lawsuits that Capella is involved in, the University aggressively attacks students who reveal the truth.

Rosen: “However, from a corporate perspective, we are hesitant to let them run loose without having some control in place from our end.”

Translation: Capella University is so afraid of what students will say, that they try to control everything that the world won't learn the truth about their scam. Of course, Rosen says nothing about the fact that Capella actively censors students inside their own course rooms and also files frivolous lawsuits against students who post facts on the Internet (especially if these posts are not controlled by Capella’s censors) as part of the university's brazen attempt to suppress students from utilizing their First Amendment Rights.

Rosen: “We work with publishers on using our learners as bloggers for ‘online education.’ We have given our learners a way to create blogs. And we are in the process of giving our learners the opportunity to create podcasts.”

Translation: Capella University exploits students (assuming that these people really do attend Capella) to spread their propaganda. Apparently, Rosen also thinks that Capella students are too stupid to create their own blogs and; therefore must rely on Capella to provide (and censor) them. With that in mind, Capella Lawsuits is proud to offer ALL citizens of the entire world (gasp!) with the opportunity to create their own blogs. Even better, these blogs are completely FREE (Capella won’t steal a single penny from you for the privilege) and Capella University advertisements don't appear on them! A few suggestions for your very own Capella-free blog include:

Isn’t that amazing! You can get a FREE blog right now and not have to worry about Capella censoring you!

Of course, with this latest publicity stunt to plaster the Internet with Capella’s drivel, we would like to provide links to some of Capella’s propaganda blogs. In true Capella fashion, these contain rags-to-riches, over-coming impossible odds, gosh golly gee-whiz, proud-to-be-an-American, politically correct, war hero, give me your tired, hungry, and poor stories regarding the miraculous transformations (nose jobs?) simple-folk have experienced by selling their souls to Capella’s bank accounts. (We hope you were singing America the Beautiful while you read that.) So. . .here they are (note their catchy titles):

Kinda makes one want to sing “Macho Man!” Of course, let's also not forget the “homey touch” most of them have:

  • Carole received pretty running shoes that match her Texas shorts. We hope they also match her eyes.
  • Paul’s Mom said, “Hi!”
  • Ed tells us about his adorable wife and twins - isn’t that cute?!
  • Lyle tells us where he went to grade school – we’re sure he was a nice boy.
  • Wesam’s Mom hugged him and then cried - it doesn’t get more precious than that!

Oh heck, we’re getting all choked up now – better get back to business. While the above stories are just a few you’ll find on “As Capella Turns,” we want to point out the little blurb at the bottom of each of these blogs:

“Capella University is a sponsor of this Web log and maintains and updates its content. Comments collected from visitors will not be used as part of Capella operations or shared with any third parties.”

Let’s not forget that clicking on the Capella logo at the bottom of these blogs takes you (can you guess?) right to Capella University’s home page!

Need we say more? Not to worry, to quote one of these blogs . .  . “to be continued”

March 30, 2006

Insurance Company Accuses Capella University of Lying

The inability of Capella University, their officials, attorneys, administrators, etc. to tell the truth has long been reported. Not surprisingly, Executive Risk Specialty Insurance Company (ERSIC), in their response to Capella's frivolous lawsuit against them, has stated:

"ERSIC affirmatively alleges that on or about June 15, 2005, Plaintiff submitted an application for insurance. ERSIC relied on the representations in that application when they agreed to bind coverage for Plaintiff. ERSIC further affirmatively alleges that Plaintiff [Capella University] made misrepresentations of material fact in its application for coverage and that these misrepresentations void coverage for La Marca’s claims against Plaintiff under the Policy."

A copy of ERSIC's official response to the United States District Court, District of Minnesota is available by clicking here.

February 16, 2006

Capella Files a Frivolous Lawsuit Against Their Insurance Company!

In yet another brazen act of complete stupidity, Capella University has filed a lawsuit against their own insurance company, Executive Risk Specialty Insurance Company (ERSIC). Apparently ERSIC has refused to pay for Capella's sleazy and groundless legal actions against the student who is suing Capella. Details will be posted at:

Capella University vs. Executive Risk Specialty Insurance Co.

All available court records pertaining to this matter may be found at:

Capella University vs. Executive Risk Specialty Insurance Co. Court Dockets

 

January 05, 2006

Capella University Hires Shawn Ambrose!

Some things are so vulgar that they're almost impossible to describe using sentences that don’t contain an excessive number of four letter words but, in one of the most disgusting acts ever committed by a school (if you can call it that), Capella University has hired one of the biggest horse’s ass ever born – Shawn Ambrose.

The fact that the liars at Capella University, including but not limited to:

  • Michael Offerman, President
  • Greg Thom, Chief Shyster and Vice President,
  • Karen Viechnicki, Provost, and, of course, their incompetent Dean (who can’t spell, let alone tell the truth)
  • Kurt Linberg

have hired one of their students who, as they all well know, has actively engaged in badgering, stalking, harassing, etc. at least one other student for nearly two years. Of course, this provides prime face evidence as to the type of thugs Capella University will hire.

It cannot be disputed that Capella University hires and retains other incompetent charlatans as instructors, such as Diane Stottlemyer who purchased “graduate degrees” from a well-known diploma mill, Lacrosse University. Not only is Diane Stottlemyer a key figure in the current lawsuit against Capella University for her (and Capella’s) intentional retaliation against a student and their bigotry against students with disabilities but for these same thugs to hire Shawn Ambrose is an insult to decency. Both, of course, are currently listed as faculty in Capella’s January 2006 catalog.

In order to provide some background information on Shawn Ambrose, it is important to note that he may be found posting all over the Internet using a wide variety of nicknames, the most common being “Capella Rocks.” He regularly touts his connections with Capella University while attacking students. He may also be found discussing his “positions” as a “faculty member” at a couple of schools, including the esteemed Andrew Jackson University (http://www.aju.edu/faculty/sdambrose.htm ) and at Lac Courte Oreilles Ojibwa Community College, Wisconsin. As with all goodie-two-shoes, Shawn Ambrose posted a job opening for that school at: http://forums.degreeinfo.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=22572

Of course, these types of things are minor compared to the harassment he subjects Capella students to. It is a fact that that Shawn Ambrose:

  • Actively badgers and harasses students that he:
    • Had never taken any classes with
    • Wasn’t enrolled in the same school or program
  • Subjects Capella students to his abuse even when he wasn’t taking any classes at the same time as that student
  • Launches on personal vendettas against those who file lawful and highly appropriate complaints against Capella University with Federal law enforcement agencies. Of course, Shawn Ambrose was never personally involved, or had any first-hand information regarding those complaints
  • Regularly lies and fabricates facts about those who speak out against the abusive practices at Capella University
  • Comes to the defense of other blatantly incompetent charlatans, such as Diane Stottlemyer
  • Fabricates and then spreads false information that can only be obtained from sources such as students private educational records in his vile attempt to defame others (of course, that’s a violation of the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act or “FERPA”) – Ambrose was reported on those violations many months ago.
  • Actively seeks out every opportunity possible to spew his vitriolic vomit against others.

Of course, in his quest to make up facts and spread his lies, he also leaves a trail of other information on the Internet that provides a glimpse into his character (or lack of it). For example, a cursory look on the Internet reveals his “personal testimony” about being saved from his illustrious past with drug and alcohol abuse: this appears on New-Jerusalem.com, a Mormon web site at:

http://www.new-jerusalem.com/CLASSICS/testimonies/shawn.html

In contrast, in a post on another board, Shawn Ambrose makes light of his days on the bottle. Specially, one of his “buddies” states (http://books.dreambook.com/wsycfm/wsycfm.html):

“Hello Shawn Ambrose. I can't see you teaching, all I can see you doing is spinning around in the booth chair, drunk off your ass, trying to dj during ‘All-Star Weekend’.”

to which Shawn Ambrose replies:

“You paint an ugly picture of me - but it's true :-) Yes, I did a show or 2 "under the influence". But check this out, I haven't had a drink in 15 years (honest - I did grow up)”

Not only do his buddies seem to know something that Capella University doesn’t (“Shawn Ambrose. I can't see you teaching”) but, in light of his obsession with those who stand up to the unethical and illegal actions and activities at Capella University, we question whether Shawn Ambrose will ever grow up.

While we won’t bore readers with the seemingly endless numbers of posts and links to Shawn Ambrose’s personal vendetta against others (after all, the amount of bandwidth to view all of them might cause the entire Internet to crash) the fact is that as of yesterday (January 4, 2006), Shawn Ambrose has continued his diatribe against those who stand up against abuse.

Like the other thugs at Capella University who abuse students, Shawn Ambrose, as one of their employees who, as noted above, continues to spew his venom to this very day, has now earned himself a deposition in the current lawsuit as an official agent of Capella University.

In closing, we can only ask readers to consider if they would be willing to pay for just two classes at Capella University (cost, including books, would run approximately $4,000) from Diane Stottlemyer and Shawn Ambrose. Just think what a great value that would be! If Diane Stottlemyer doesn’t personally engage in retaliation against you, then perhaps Shawn Ambrose will launch a personal vendetta all over the Internet. Gosh, what a bargain! Caveat Emptor!